your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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