I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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