Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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