i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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