Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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