dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
All the doctor said was why
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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