Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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