Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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