Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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