The maid of honor just puked.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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