If i come over, it means nothing
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
this will be a night to untag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize