Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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