i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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