i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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