god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Welp...herpes.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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