There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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