Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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