It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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