I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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