U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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