you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
operation have a gay friend backfired
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.