I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY