Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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