He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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