he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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