Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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