what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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