Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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