After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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