She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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