If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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