Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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