the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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