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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.

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  Haha how do you remember that?

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  HOW COULD I FORGET?!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.

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