We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.