I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Banned from zoo.
Again?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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