How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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