so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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