just come out here and I will go home with you...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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