There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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