The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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