She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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