is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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