i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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