Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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