I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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