and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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