Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Found your dick twin last night
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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