How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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