I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He passed out mid-signature
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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