I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we made out on top of his cat.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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