You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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