I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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