Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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