is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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