North Korea, Best Korea!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Randomize
