is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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