Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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