i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize